30+  Funny Science Facts and Jokes

There are so many facts that can grab the attention of kids, incredible facts that many never get to know. The world is full of fascinatingly and funny insights into the world

Who said science cannot get funny?

  • Did you know parrots and rabbits can see what is behind without turning their head?
  • A butterfly tastes food by standing on top of it. Their taste buds are on the feet and not the tongue
  • Dust in your home? Dead Skin!
  • The dinosaur called Stegosaurus is 9m long, and his brain?  The size of a walnut?
  • In Space, humans get taller. Why?  There is no gravity holding them down.
  • Emus and Kangaroos struggle to walk backwards because of their unusual leg shape
  • A hippopotamus is huge but runs faster than humans
  • If an analogue clock is broken, at least you see the right time twice a day
  • It is not possible to sneeze with open eyes
  • A human adult has 206 bones, children have more, 300 bones that fuse together as they grow

  • A tricky English tongue twister? “Sixth sick sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick”. Try!
  • The word dinosaur comes from a Greek word meaning ‘terrible lizard’
  • Ever found ant sleeping? You never will, ants do not sleep!

 LET US GET READY  FOR  OUR NEXT LESSON  ‘LAUGH  IT OUT!’

  • What is the favourite game of a tornado?
  • Twister
  • When a caterpillar passes a parrot what is it called?
  • Walkie Talkie
  • What is the astronaut’s best part of a keyboard?
  • The Space bar
  • How do you cut the sea in half?
  • With a See-saw
  • How did the envious thermometer respond to the graduating cylinder?
  • You might have graduated but I got all the degrees
  • What brand does scientist use to freshen their breath?
  • Experi – mints
  • How do trees appear on the internet?
  • Log In
  • When Ben Franklin discovered electricity how did he feel?
  • Shocked
  • Describe the oceans hair.
  • Wavy
  • What do trees wear to swimming parties?
  • Swimming trunks
  • What kind of tree fits in your hand?
  • A Palm tree
  • Why did skeleton not cross the road?
  • He just had no guts!
  • Why do bees have sticky hair?
  • They use a honeycomb
  • How do we know that Saturn married many times?
  • He has many rings!
  • What is a computer’s favourite bite?
  • Chips
  • Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
  • He was striving for the no- bell prize!
  • How do astronauts serve dinner when they are in space
  • Flying Saucers
  • What did the Pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean ?
  • Nothing oceans do not talk,they wave
  • Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
  • No BODY could accompany him